Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i think my cat just said my name.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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