I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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