so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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