It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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