would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
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How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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