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those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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