Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i will never coherently bang her
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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