She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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