Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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