You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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