i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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