I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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