He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Done
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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