My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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