Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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