It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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