yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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