Don't you send me to vm
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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