Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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