I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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