This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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