He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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