Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Of course I have a pirate flag
sex in a hospital.. check
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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