pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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