I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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