Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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