it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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