No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
they're like a gay fantastic four
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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