you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I think my moral compass just broke
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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