im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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