We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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