Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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