you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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