Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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