i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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