she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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