Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
she looked like the before picture.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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