woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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