doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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