There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
zippers are such a cool invention
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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