Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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