we're blogging at a bar
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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