looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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