i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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