walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I cut my penus on the lid.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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