so explain again why im purple
no
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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