Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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