we have officially mastered the walk of shame
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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