She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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