he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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